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Intergalactic Era
13.79 Billion BCE: The universe is formed and begins to bring to life a cosmic king which will take care of it.

13.69 Billion BCE: The universal counterpart, the Glitch Dimensions, are formed.

12 Billion BCE: Singularity is born, ending the early-universe cosmic darkness. He is given virtually infinite power, even the power to end time and space as a whole.

10 Billion BCE: Singularity makes a prophecy that the next living being to be born into the universe will become his heir. This becomes Kiddie 6 billion years later.

9.1 Billion BCE: Singularity writes the Unbreakable Laws Of Physics.

8 Billion BCE: Singularity creates the asteroids and the galaxies.

5 Billion BCE: Singularity creates a single star in a single galaxy - the Sun, then leaves to venture through the Glitch Dimensions.

Some time after 5 Billion BCE: The planets begin to be formed.

4.8 Billion BCE: Kiddie_Cannon is formed from remnants of iron and nickel in the core of the Sun.

4-5 Billion BCE: The planet Jupiter is formed from thousands of asteroid collisions over hundreds of millions of years.

3.9 Billion BCE: All the planets except Earth are formed from these asteroid collisions.

3.81 Billion BCE: The Glitch Dimensions go rogue, trapping Singularity and preventing his return.

3.807 Billion BCE: Singularity dies in the Glitch Dimensions. His ‘heir’, Kiddie, is now in cosmic control.

3.8 Billion BCE: Kiddie exiles the dimensions up to the sky.

3.7 Billion BCE: From an asteroid clash with Jupiter, ash, dust and lava from the explosion form Jupiter_Five.

3.6 Billion BCE: The prophecy once again ensures Jupiter is Kiddie’s heir, beginning the Monumental Era.

Monumental Era
3.6 to 3.3 Billion BCE: Jupiter slowly progresses to become more powerful and is soon noticed by Kiddie.

3.2 Billion BCE: Kiddie, surprised by Jupiter’s growing power, gives him the privileges of controlling the planets.

3.1 Billion BCE: Kiddie discovers the prophecy Singularity wrote, and is worried that Jupiter is not worthy of being his heir.

2.8 Billion BCE: Kiddie creates all the stars for all the galaxies, and Jupiter brings the remaining asteroids to the Solar System, creating the Asteroid Belt, Kuiper Belt and Oort Cloud, the outside border of the Solar System.

2.7 Billion BCE: Jupiter uses the remaining larger asteroids as companions for the planets - moons.

2.6 Billion BCE: Kiddie, with his limitless power, assembles an army of hundreds of gods and goddesses to assist him in his works. All of them that remained in his army were passed on to Jupiter after Kiddie’s death. Those remaining deities become the JToH developers during the present day era.

2.597 Billion BCE: Kiddie assigns each god and each goddess with a certain power and a certain element that they must rule over and govern.

2.595 Billion BCE: She is formed as a part of Kiddie’s godly army.

2.58 Billion BCE: Valerie creates the nebulae. Azulsky creates the black holes.

2.4 Billion BCE: Kiddie decides to create a life-sustaining planet out of rock and ice from Saturn’s rings.

2.3 Billion BCE: Kiddie makes this new planet Earth. He leaves two single-called organisms to multiply and evolve over billions of years. He does this with the intention of bringing up a new pseudo-god species with extremely high intelligence to protect and explore the Solar Systems.

2.247 Billion BCE: Jupiter creates a dwarf planet and smashes it into Earth, creating fragments which would collide and become the Moon.

2.2-1.3 Billion BCE: The Glitch Dimensions lose their stability and many unprecedented events occur, including the Late Heavy Bombardment.

1.3 Billion BCE: Kiddie discovers this and broadcasts an emergency message to his entire army. Their latest assignment is to construct thousands of towers, steeples and citadels to seal the dimensions and prevent a dimensional rift from forming. Only one material is strong enough to seal a dimension - antimatter.

1.2 Billion BCE: It is discovered that antimatter is poisonous. As Kiddie spent more time building the towers than anyone else, he falls deathly ill.

800 Million BCE: Kiddie dies from antimatter poisoning, signalling the end of Operation: KToH and the beginning of the JToH Era.

JToH Era
795 Million BCE: Jupiter, as Kiddie’s heir, gains control over the universe.

780 Million BCE: All members of Kiddie’s army are passed along and now serve under Jupiter.

770 Million BCE: Jupiter, with his new power, creates an Immortality Solvent. He drinks it, and thus survives to this day.

675 Million BCE: Jupiter speeds up Earth’s life evolution progress.

500 Million BCE: The first humans stand upright.

400 Million BCE: Jupiter assembles the stars in the Milky Way to look like elements of human lore called constellations to assist humans in navigation and astronomy.

367 Million BCE: Deep in the Earth’s mantle, Mikey is formed from a volcanic eruption coinciding with an earthquake and slowly, at a rate slower than continental drift itself, ascends to the surface.

366 Million BCE: After a dragon is killed by the volcanic eruption that created Mikey, the dragon’s soul fuses with the molten rock and creates CoolDragonDude.

315 Million BCE: Jupiter goes into hibernation and his army take control over the Solar System.

312 Million BCE: Humans venture into the Sahara Desert and a small portion of it becomes a recreation zone - Sandbox. This triggers the end of the JToH Era and the beginning of the Stoh Era.

Prehistoric Human Era
308.4 Million BCE: Wpboyce arrives at the surface after an overly long pre-birth time deep underground.

301 Million BCE: Humans invent pizza. It’ll become important.

257 Million BCE: Humans build the first ever pizzeria (called peppinos pizza).

235 Million BCE: The Sandbox area is abandoned.

228 Million BCE: Humans create metal.

225 Million BCE: Due to quantum fluctuations, the crust in a pizza mutates and creates Wpboyce _V2_idiot.

211 Million BCE: The first metal works factory is abandoned.

208 Million BCE: Null is created from the rust of the abandoned metal works.

67 Million BCE: Jupiter_Five wakes up from hibernation, and finds the humans have made metal already.

66 Million BCE: Jupiter decides to destroy Kiddie’s idea of a human world, and claims that nature should take its course and humans should re-evolve more naturally.

65 Million BCE: Jupiter_Five sends one of Jupiter’s smallest moons and crashes it into the Gulf of Mexico, killing the dinosaurs. It also kills the humans, though they re-evolve 64.8 million years later. This triggers the Re-evolution Era.

Re-evolution Era
64 Million BCE: Jupiter re-enters hibernation to give humans time to re-evolve.

63 to 3 Million BCE: Humans begin re-evolving.

3 Million BCE: The first trace of human fossils, ‘Lucy’, we’re found in Ethiopia that date back from this point.

200,000 BCE: Modern humans first walk the Earth.

150,000 BCE: Humans find the old Sandbox area and colonise it.

100,000 BCE: Null awakens Whatdsre.

80,000 BCE: The first sundial is made, awakening Clockwork.

79,000 BCE: Clockwork discovers the element Mercury, de-poisons it, and becomes immortal by drinking it.

78,000 BCE: Mikey invents the metal detector using lava from underground and a magic magnet.

77,997 BCE: Mikey discovers remnants from the old Sandbox area using a metal detector.

77,996 BCE: Mikey encounters Whatdsre, and he brings Mikey to Null.

77,394 BCE: Mikey engages in a fight with Null. Mikey, having not been a god until much later, is powerless against Null and barely makes it out alive. He does manage to tear off one of Null’s limbs.

66,000 BCE: Mikey combines one of Null’s limbs with a fragment of his own soul, and creates NullSenseStudio.

65,000 BCE: Mikey gains a knowledge of the interstellar world and knows of the feats of Kiddie, Jupiter and their army.

62,000 BCE: With a knowledge of the world outside of Earth, Mikey assigns NullSenseStudio with the task of putting the Sandbox area to good use. He makes it a free build arena.

61,000 BCE: The famous wooden walls that guard Sandbox from the rest of the world are built.

55,000 BCE: Mikey discovers the elixir to immortality, but doesn’t drink it until a future emergency.

50,000 BCE: The end of the Re-evolution Era.

Double Plot Era
0 CE: The Common Era begins.

1493: Somebody discovers and breaks into the Sandbox game. She is given immortality as a reward from NullSenseStudio for being the first person to break into Sandbox. She is given a code name - Borzoi.

Sometime in the 1500s: The Frenemy Of Clockwork is born.

Sometime before 1618: The Frenemy Of Clockwork comes into power, and is only removed from power in 2018.

1980s: The idea of ROBLOX is put into place.

Between 1900 and 2015: All the SToH developers are born.

Roughly 2013: Mikey begins playing roblox as a guest.

2006: Roblox is created.

2015: The Glitch Dimension rift reappears and grows stronger, faster, than the first time. Jupiter creates a hologram of Kiddie that lasts 3 years to recreate towers with Jupiter’s army and Jupiter herself.

2016: Operation: KToH is reformed.

15th February 2018: Mikey’s roblox account is created after the removal of guests.

June 2018 until December 2018: Mikey discovers Clockwork and everything about him.

2018: Mikey‘s first immortal weapon, the Ice Axe, is chosen by him.

2018: Mikey’s immortal weapon choice is changed to that of the Celestial Scimitar after he becomes the lord of space.

August 2018: 151251386493649721 gets the Ambrosia Emblem.

2018: Role reversal causes Mikey to become the new Clockwork.

2018: Mikey briefly becomes an international army soldier.

2018: Mikey voluntarily leaves training at threat of being killed. He is successful in doing this and remains alive.

2019: Kiddie’s hologram expires. Jupiter comes back into power and the JToH Era begins.

The Encounters - all in 2019
Pine’s group goes rogue.

A murderer is chosen in the group, turning out to be Raider. Mikey is not on her hit list, but she is soon persuaded by Mikey to give up the wrath.

The First Encounter ends sometime after the 1st March.

CoKG is created.

OoVS is created.

Mikey befriends Wpboyce and the SToH foundations are made after attmur’s creation. Wpboyce IS the owner

The Second Encounter occurs.

Mikey befriends whatdsre.

SToH is formed as a group. Aswell as Wpboyce Being kicked out of the cult

The old Clockwork is shot dead. His powers are passed on to Her.

Rocc is created by veeRisen. Whatdsre goes corrupt, kicking off the Third Encounter.

Mikey kills Rocc. He comes back to life.

Whatd kills Rocc.

The Third Encounter ends.

SToH lives in peace until 2020.

Modern SToH
January 2020 - Tower of The Month begins.

February 2020 - Amche and Dad top the community charts with outstanding tower quality.

March 2020 - The SToH wiki is created. Mikey discovers Erwin Gonzales and the 4th Encounter begins.

Rocc is discovered to be an exploiter. Whatd is taken hostage by Rocc.

The Future
2020 - The 4th Encounter is delayed due to coronavirus.

2021 - Whatd is shout dead by Rocc.

2021 - The Hijack of blox.best is successful and Mikey reaches infinite power.

2021 - The peak of the 4th Encounter hits, triggering the Battle Of Sandbox.

2022 - Mikey’s infinite power ends the Battle of Sandbox, killing Rocc once and for all. Half a dozen SToH members die. (not the powerful pizza wpboyce)

2022 - Mikey obtains the Celestial Scimitar (as known as pizza shard).

2022 - SToH expands past Sandbox - Mikey gets studio. (studio towers of hecc)

2022 - One of Mikey’s towers gets into JToH.

2023 - The Final Destiny is finished (and then the files pasted.

2023 - The Glitch Dimensions become too strong for JToH - Jupiter_Five dies. Her heir turns out to be Mikey, who stops at nothing to finish Jupiter’s legacy and seal the rift using the Final Destiny.

2024 - The rift is sealed using TFD and all the SToH towers. Wpboyce splits the cosmic control over the group, now with 1000+ members.

2024 - Wpboyce finds the original Prophecy that Singularity wrote, and he stabs a hole into it using the Celestial Scimitar.

2024 - Null is killed using the Scimitar.

2024 - David Baszucki becomes a multi-multi-billionaire after it was worked out that he made the game that ended up laying the foundations for SToH, the group that saved the universe. (false)

2024 - None of the SToH members become immortal.

2025 - Jupiter and Kiddie are revived by Mikey, though Kiddie is given an undercover codename “Obrino”

Is it cringy, or is it cringy?